i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
Blanche: Come on. Sit down here on the sofa betwixt us.
Rose: Another word you don’t know! I’ll bet you didn’t even know the thrice of them were sitting on the couch together.
if you buy someone a christmas present, you’re meant to reward yourself by buying yourself a present, right? I’m pretty sure that’s how it works. that’s how im tackling it anyway. merry christmas me.
The FA has appointed Mark Sampson as the new Head Coach of the England Senior Women’s Team.
Sampson has signed a four year contract and will begin work with immediate effect, with his first task being to name a squad for the January training camp in La Manga.
There are so many things that men could do with their hair but they insist on doing the short back and sides thing right now.
Everyone looks like they’re wearing toupées.