jimllpaintit:

An animated gif version of Dot Cotton having a bad trip.

As originally requested by Toby Johnson

Canvas print available here

Took a sick day on Friday to go to two job interviews in the hopes I could leave my job where I work with all (literally all - I am alone in my ideologies) homophobic racists who hate foreigners (of which I am one).

I didn’t get either job.

And we’ve been banned from using our phones for anything but emergencies during work.

alpacalypse:

imagine people around the world obsessing over eastenders like they do with doctor who

thousands of fans cosplaying as ian beale 

It feels really good to have washed last night’s beer out of my hair.

brownglucose:

seahchel:

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

SIMONE

Yes

jiinsy:

misspiggy385:

BIOWARE WANTS YOU!
To help make the next Mass Effect Game

Hey, you like Mass Effect right? Of course you do. Because the Mass Effect games are fucking awesome.

BioWare is looking for us fans to answer a few questions and they seriously want know what we think. Head over to SurveyMonkey now and help BioWare make the best Mass Effect game ever.

(X) (X) SOURCES

Maybe if enough people express a need for better female options and story arcs, as well as actual LGBTQIA inclusion as more than just an afterthought they might get the picture. There are some places on the survey where you can voice your opinion on that. It’d be rad if it actually made a change. Bioware seems to be doing pretty well on that front with the new Dragon Age, but to see it in the next Mass Effect game would make me jump for joy.

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jimllpaintit:

Dear Jim,

Can you please paint Mrs Bassett unexpectedly coming home to find her husband Bertie doing naughty things with the Cadburys Caramel bunny.

Thanks,

Stephen

fidefortitude:

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.