shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie
shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie

(Source: blastoisex)

onlylolgifs:

Accidentally hurting someone vs. accidentally hurting an animal

thefader:

PRINCE LAMPIN’ AT THE U.S. OPEN

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batmanonaunicorn:

The Yes campaign is getting weird.

batmanonaunicorn:

The Yes campaign is getting weird.

(Source: fyspringfield.com)

joy-to-the-web:

i-effed-it-all-up:

i-effed-it-all-up:

he was a boy

she was a girl

can i make it any more heteronormative

he was a punk, she did ballet

why couldnt they be gay

He wanted girls, she’d never tell,
But secretly she wanted girls as well

ask-an-mra-anything:

sure we’ve never had a woman president, the majority of politicians and CEOs are men, a woman needs a masters degree just to make the same money as a man with a BA doing the same job, rape cases are grossly under prosecuted, and we teach young girls that they’re “asking for” rape based on what they’re wearing

but let’s talk about the REAL issues like how some woman on the internet is selling a coffee mug with the words “male tears” printed on it

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

(Source: blackgirlcrisis)

sublimemichael:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got 

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hun

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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rollingbug:

UEFA women’s football player of the year Nadine Keßler

All I want in my life right now is like a sexy, quirky, hipstery comedy about lesbians.

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns